Sex without sin is like eggs without salt. And most of us want our sex the same way we want our eggs - hot. Admit it, there's nothing hotter than verboten sex. Of course, nothing is more forbidden than the notion of getting caught red-handed. Not by your parents, but by your children. And not in a good way. Here are some good rules of thumb for sneaking in sex when you're under the same roof as your children. Most babies under six months aren't aware of what's going on. Although it might be somewhat of a buzzkill, you can probably swing a quickie if baby is asleep in the room. Once they're older than that, put your baby gear to good use. Those Pack 'n Plays or baby swings will come in handy. Strategically place them around the corner in front of the television while you do the deed. Stay within hearing range and make it quick. Obviously, you want to put safety first. Make sure you aren't exposing your child to any danger.
Keep in mind you might not have a whole lot of time for foreplay. So just focus on getting the job done. For school-aged children, find something to keep them occupied for a few minutes - a movie, a video game or a book. Once you are certain that they will be entertained for the interim, sneak off to a room or bathroom and lock the door. Keep it down so they have no idea what's going on behind closed doors. You may even warn them prior to your session that Mommy and Daddy have some important things to discuss. Obviously, children at a certain age will be able to break that code and realize Mom and Dad are getting down and dirty. In such cases, refrain from doing the deed, especially if your kids have friends over. Regardless of your child's age, it is never appropriate to have sex in front of the kids.